vosje:

Walking Through Framesby foxxed

Pairing: Kurt/BlaineSummary: During his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Blaine makes an unlikely friend in the form of one of castle’s portraits: Kurt Hummel.
Rating: RWarnings: Character Death, but not final [spoilers], violence and the Battle of HogwartsWordcount: ~9.500
A/N: Thanks to Sanne, whose tears were fuel for this.Disclaimer: I own neither Glee or Harry Potter, all information upon magical portraits are from wiki and taken with liberty.

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vosje:

Walking Through Frames
by foxxed

Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Summary: During his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Blaine makes an unlikely friend in the form of one of castle’s portraits: Kurt Hummel.

Rating: R
Warnings: Character Death, but not final [spoilers], violence and the Battle of Hogwarts
Wordcount: ~9.500

A/N: Thanks to Sanne, whose tears were fuel for this.
Disclaimer: I own neither Glee or Harry Potter, all information upon magical portraits are from wiki and taken with liberty.

[AO3] [FF.net]

ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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im-not-a-real-hero:

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.

(Source: yencid)

benadryl-cumbernub:

officialunitedstates:

hetaliagirl104:

officialunitedstates:

things I know about brazil:

  • jungle
  • jesus statue

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

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rude

Please guys, don’t do the “it’s just jungle” thing.

airtrafficcontroller:

raynebow-cake:

red-russian:

just-your-average-superman:

photorose11:

lifeywifey:

THIS WHOLE TIME I WAS LED TO BELIEVE I WAS JUST SHITTY AT DOING EYELINER WHEN ALL THIS TIME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN USING FUCKING SCOTCH TAPE GOODBYE I’M DONE

WAT THE

I thought this was how all girls did it.

wHAT

I never used tape, and I like to think of myself and pretty great at winged eyeliner but I feel like I was just told the answer to the questions of the universe.

Using tape is like using training wheels. Pretty soon you’ll be able to do your eyeliner quickly, easily, and miraculously even on both sides. 

airtrafficcontroller:

raynebow-cake:

red-russian:

just-your-average-superman:

photorose11:

lifeywifey:

THIS WHOLE TIME I WAS LED TO BELIEVE I WAS JUST SHITTY AT DOING EYELINER WHEN ALL THIS TIME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN USING FUCKING SCOTCH TAPE GOODBYE I’M DONE

WAT THE

I thought this was how all girls did it.

wHAT

I never used tape, and I like to think of myself and pretty great at winged eyeliner but I feel like I was just told the answer to the questions of the universe.

Using tape is like using training wheels. Pretty soon you’ll be able to do your eyeliner quickly, easily, and miraculously even on both sides. 

(Source: amelialund13)

alishalovescats1701:

paul-blarty:

misuse-of-fandom:

So I got a detention today.
Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* ~a swear word~ in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”
So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.
Goof nugget? Sweet onions? Shooby Darn??? Pokemon??????
And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!
EDIT: A few people were confused as to why some of the phrases were crossed out. Apparently the vice principal found this list online and deemed those words to be too “inappropriate”. She also told me to circle which word I was going to use from now on, which explains why “pokemon” is surrounded in red pen.

SON OF A POKEMON

WHAT IN THE WILLIAM SHATNER IS GOING ON HERE?

alishalovescats1701:

paul-blarty:

misuse-of-fandom:

So I got a detention today.

Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* ~a swear word~ in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”

So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.

Goof nugget?
Sweet onions?
Shooby Darn???
Pokemon??????

And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!

EDIT: A few people were confused as to why some of the phrases were crossed out. Apparently the vice principal found this list online and deemed those words to be too “inappropriate”. She also told me to circle which word I was going to use from now on, which explains why “pokemon” is surrounded in red pen.

SON OF A POKEMON

WHAT IN THE WILLIAM SHATNER IS GOING ON HERE?

sakibatch:

frozenmusings:

Showing people my progress work on archer!Kristoff since I’ve been asked a few times by people who missed the livestream.

SHIT

sakibatch:

frozenmusings:

Showing people my progress work on archer!Kristoff since I’ve been asked a few times by people who missed the livestream.

SHIT

shadowstep-of-bast:

edgebug:

I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

(Source: morstahns)

johnentwlstle:

msg me if u want hints

johnentwlstle:

msg me if u want hints